Hello social media world. Look at your Programs, now back to me, now back to your Programs, now back to me.

Sadly, your Programs aren't like me, but if you stopped criticizing the approach and learned from Old Spice, you Programs could be like me.

Look down, now back up, where are you? You're in an agency with a client that wants ideas like me.

What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an oyster with that signed contract you love. Look again. The contract is now boundless social media validation for you.

Anything is possible when your program acts like on Old Spice program and not a douchebag.

I'm on a ROI.